And out of the Blue

If I could give you a super power I would make you the human calculator. That way you could tell if someone has given you the wrong change at the store. You would also be able to change Celsius to Fahrenheit and Fahrenheit to Celsius with no problem at all. My only concern would be….Would Jorie use her powers for good! Or would she be tempted to use her powers for evil! I am inclined to believe that you would use your powers to help the sick or the needy. Answering for the masses such questions as what is the cosine of a particular angel. It is nice to have saviors like you in our universe protecting us common and uninteresting folks. Praise be Jorie queen of Sheba.

-squire Nick

Of course my faithfull squire I would use this incredible power for good, I see no evil in the world and would not know what to do if I did run across such a thing... is there really such a thing as evil.. for I believed this was a myth invented to scare small children at night so they would go to be on time.
Queen Jorie

Good Queen Jorie,
It is good to see that our young queen is also so wise. Your people appreciate your efforts to tame the land, and are comforted by your mercy. Such was the case when you proclaimed the elimination of all bad haircuts within your kingdom. While the poor still may go hungry they are now comforted by there nicely trimmed head of hair. Such efforts have imbued a deep sense of loyalty within your country. It is an honor for me to serve the fancies of the queen. I would kick a puppy if you asked me to and even if you wont. I have even constructed a paperclip necklace in your honor. You will always have our admiration.

Most Unworthily Yours,
Squire Nick

I am truly honored, there is not stone that is more precious, no metal as valued as the paperclip. It is good to see that my actions as your Benevolant and Magestic Queen are indeed appreciated by the common person, such as yourself. Truly, one never knows if the thrones policies will be appreciated and one must not really hope that the common man can understand or see the wisdom of our ways, we must strive to continiously do what is best for the people and our treasurey.
Graciously and Magestically Yours,
Queen Jorie



...i find it humorous